Funny answers

Was marking some answer scripts for listening tests today and came across some really funny answers that made me just burst into laughter in the teachers' room. Here're some of the gems:

Question: Describe Cindy's friend
Correct answer: Good at sports and pretty (that was you, Sam :) )
Funny answer: Cute and shiny (?!)

Question: Where are Cindy and Patrick baking the cookies?
Correct answer: In the cooking room
Funny answer: In the oven

Question: Which team won the baseball game?
Correct answer: Yomiuri Giants
Funny answer: "Of course the Hanshin Tigers won. The Yomiuri Giants can never win!!!" (clearly a Hanshin Tigers' fan who felt strongly enough to sacrifice 2 marks for this)

..and what I think is the best of all:

Question: Where did Patrick meet his friend?
Correct answer: In France
Funny answer: On Earth (!!!)
(yes, I know the student is technically correct, but I had to mark her wrong. I did write a comment that I liked her answer though)