Funny answers again

Marking mid-term test papers again...as usual, funny answers crop up to break the monotony of marking. This time, second-grade students had to reply to their pen-pal's letter seeking advice on Japanese manners and customs. These are some that made me smile:

"We wash ourselves by taking a bath in Japan. I think people in America do not take baths. (?!!) I think a shower is nice when I have no time but a bath is relaxing."

"You can drink tap water in Japan. It is very clean. That's why Japanese people have nice teeth. (No kidding! Many of them have crooked (braces aren't that popular here) and yellow teeth (cos their toothpaste has no fluoride)!) "

and this one just made me laugh out loud...definitely the funniest this time round

"There is no SAMURAI (yes, he spelt it in capital letters) in Japan now. So if you see a man carrying knife, he is a bad man."