Students' personal ads

While doing a lesson on love, one of the activities was for students to write their own personal ads. Here are some funny ones:

Young Japanese girl, loves music and dogs and children, doesn't like cat, seeks height between 167 to 172 cm tall, 19-25, good job, can do housework.

Young Japanese boy, 173cm, stubborn, quick-tempered. ...

Young Japanese girl, funny. I'm looking for a man who has drivers licence and car, high income and good job and good sense of humor. ...

I'm a young Japanese woman. I'm normal. ...

And undoubtedly the funniest of all:

I'm Japanese. I like... . I'm looking for tall, big shoes, skinhead, little beard, beautiful sweat, narrow between eyes and a forehead, heavy, cool back and stomach muscle, thick and long arms. (Yah, I don't understand some bits of what she's saying as well.)